Esperanza Perezoso

Much like a good cup of chamomile tea, Esperanza the office sloth brings a calm elegance to Seattle HQ. However, unlike chamomile tea, she’s brimming with youthful vitality. She guards the bookshelves, attends select meetings, cuddles, owns the GFP Instagram account, and takes care to remind the sometimes overly ambitious Girls and Boys Friday to take a well-deserved break every now and then. And even though she does resemble Ferdinand, the Portland office sloth, she would ask you to kindly note the femininity evident in her photo.

Frequently Asked

THE BOOKS YOU RETURN TO AGAIN AND AGAIN:

Slothlove.

WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH A FREE DAY ANYWHERE:

I would lounge around in the tallest, leafiest trees I could find and alternate between reading, sleeping, and eating.

FAVORITE COCKTAIL:

Singapore Sling. I like the sloe gin.

FAVORITE TYPE OF BOOKS TO WORK ON:

 Anything philoslothical. Arislothle is my favorite.

THE BOOK YOU WISH YOU’D WRITTEN:

The Bible. If I’d written it, there would only be six deadly sins.

IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH THREE BOOKS, THEY WOULD BE:

If I were stuck on a desert island, I’d have more urgent concerns than what to bring for entertainment. Have you ever seen a sloth try to walk on sand?

 

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Fine Print

Esperanza has a somewhat checkered work history, having experienced difficulty in getting to work on time and also with typing (claws are the worst!). Thankfully, Girl Friday was able to see her for the intelligent and resourceful creature she is. She hopes to continue climbing the proverbial ladder tree and one day make it all the way to the top.

 

Team Friday